The Evolution of Me

For some strange reason, all I can think of is "the cat's meow". Ive heard it a few times before but the other day while on the phone with my grammy, she said it and its been stuck in my head eversince. I even did a bit of askin around to see what it actually meant.

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Well 1. Its my big cuzzo RuRu Bday.. Happy 22nd! Love U!

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Ive been thinking about how different my life would be if I had been born a guy. So then I got to thinking what I would do if I had a freaky friday moment with one of my cousins or sumthin and woke up a guy for a day. There are like soo many things I would be anxious to do.

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Its been said that if you dont have anything nice to say dont say nothin at all. Its also been said that the truth shall set you free. I believe in combo. 9 times out of 10, I hold my comments, thoughts and feelings because I dont like to rain on other ppls parades. But in certain cases, where speaking commences, I employ a tactful delivery clause to all my deliveries. Meaning that I will phrase what I have to say in the best way possible as to get across my point but not to offend the person I am speaking to. Offended people put guards up and therefore dont hear what it is that you have to say. So in essence ur wasting your voice / words.

I also believe that if a person has to say something, they shouldnt HIDE behind their words. Speak ur mind and be proud of ur thoughts... no matter how rude and unwarranted they are. (Get me Anonymous commenter?) If u dont like what I write on MY blog, you are welcome to leave my page and never come back. This blog is for me to keep myself busy at work and other times of the day. If I wanna write about my poop, the color, shape and size, then I will do so and there is little you can do about it except read it or NOT! mmk?

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1. Happy Bday Juicy J! (21)

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Automatic cars - YAY
Door Opening - YAY
Lights - YAY
Bathrooms.. NAY! Great in theory, Terrible in application. (atleast all of my experiences)

Ok. So here I am at work. This morning I drank a bottle of Deer Park and 2 Sunny Delights. So obviously I had to go relieve my bladder. Now I applaud the effort for trying to decrease germs and bacteria by limiting the touch but this automation is bringing along new issues for me.

So Im using the potty at about a 45 degree angle from the toilet. ( Morgo rule 4 - Never sit on toilets that arent ur own). Im just about done so I lean over to grab some toilet paper (Morgo rule 7 - front to back, front to back) and before I can get the paper off the roll, the automatic sensor has detected my movement and decided I was finished so flushing commenced. This is a problem for 2 reasons. One, I need to scramble to wipe and toss the paper in the commode before its done flushing or else I will have to lean over and flush manually (which defeats the purpose of the toilet being automated in the first place because I am still makin contact with the toilet.) Two, the pull from the flush is soo aggressive the spurts of pee pee water splashes around, landing on my legs and bottom. EWW digusting! Causing me to have to rewipe and then manually flush!!!!!

Then we go to the automated sink. That tells me unless I am directly at this one spot, I am not able to get water. And then it only gives me water for about 5 seconds before it cuts off, thus leavin me with soap all over my hands, struggling and waving around under the sink like a fool to find the magic spot that makes it rain (no pun intended).

And finally the automated dryers that blow luke warm water and cut off every 30 seconds even though my hands are moving by the sensor forcing me to have to stand there for 5 minutes to be dry.

But to top it all off, I have to open the door. Its not automatic. So there is still contact and since there are no paper towels because of the automatic dryer, I still may contract sum germ from a nasty skank who refused to put herself thru the automated trouble. So I use my hand sanitizer anyway once I cross to the other side of the door.

So again.. automated bathrooms??? NAY! Until further notice....

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As I mentioned in my last post, I am in search of a new place to live while I am at school.
So first place I turn is to the Housing Available listing for my campus. Then I turn to Craigslist. So far, I have nothing concrete but a couple great leads and possibilities.

I would love to live by myself but my mother finds it a crazy notion. I am not scared. I dont scare easily. I look to the Lord to protect me and if he calls me home to him I will go. No matter if I have a roomate or not.

But anywho, blasphemy has def not been in short supply during the housing search. I guess I will start from the beginning. After I saw a ad or two I liked, I would send out an email asking for more information. Here are 2 I got back:

1. My parents have a studio apartment (efficiency) that will be available in mid-August. It is unfurnished, it is one large room with a split bath (toilet and sink/shower) {does that mean they are one in the same?}, kitchenette (please note that there's no oven){so how am i supposed to eat?}, and small closet. It's first floor (there is another apartment above it, the young woman who rents it is a great neighbor to have!), has a private entrance. The rent is $455 per month including electricity/water, and is for 1 person only. It will be renovated in early August, we will add wood flooring (it's currently carpet). The apartment is phone/cable/internet ready - you simply need to arrange it with the appropriate vendors. Please let me know if you have any questions.

2. The apt is available. You would share the apartment with a woman and she has a cat. She is giving the whole bedroom for the new roommate. She will sleep in the family room and she will put her stuff in the family room as her room. The kitchen will be shared by the two of you. There is one full bathroom for both of you to share also. There is a washer and dryer in the apartment too. If you have further questions and are still interested please leave your name and number for me to call you.

P.S. The building the apartment is located has a swimming pool, exercise room and entertainment room for people living in the building to use. It may have a bed if you need it. I need to ask the lady living in the apartment if she wants to give you her bed to use.

Hmmmm are you serious??? Needless to say that I didnt inquire further about these places. But I did find a couple that I liked.

First place - hated the place, liked the girl and great price BUT she had a CAT!!!
Second place - loved the place, could tolerate the girl and great price BUT she texted me a lil later sayin her friend was gonna rent the room.. UGH
Third place - loved the place, liked the girl decent price BUT she also had a CAT!!

Do I look like Catwoman to you ppl??

Im still pushing the idea of a one bedroom on my mom but one of the reasons I want to move is to save $$$. Most of these places I can save atleast $100 if not more. So then I go to thinkin of gettin my own place and renting the second room out to someone. My ad would look something like this:

In search of roomate for 2009-2010 school year. 2BD/2BA apt. Very spacious. Price $/mo located less than 2 miles away from campus.

About me: 20 yr old MCOM major / Art minor. Chill and relaxed. Not a party animal but sociable, a little OCDish. Likes music, movies, ice skating and coke slurpees. Serious student. Caring but not nosy.

About you: 19-22 yr old, also chill and relaxed. not annoying, able to clean up after yourself in common areas, reliable on rent, dont blast music at obscene hours of the night. wont have a bunch of strangers running thru my house. This is a home, not a brothel. But as long as you pay ur rent on time, clean up after urself and are considerate w should be fine.

If you think this is you... hit me up!

LOL. ok not exactly like that but something along those lines.
Anywho.. wish me luck on finding something GREAT and "Morgo"like.

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There comes a point in your life when you realize:

who matters,
who never did,
who wont anymore,
and who always will.

So dont worry about people from your past, there's a reason why they didnt make it to your future.

Another lil something I felt compelled to share. Someone who reads it may get alot from it.

Anywho. I think its time to let the cat out of the bag. Im moving from my temp residence at school. Long story short, I just dont want to live there anymore. I really need to live somewhere by myself so that I have no one to get on my nerves, no mess to look at but my own and I can walk around in my unmentionables anytime I want. IDK if I ever mentioned it before but I have slight OCD and major attitude. So when things are a mess, I get irritated, and when I get irritated, I distance myself from those responsible for the mess thus harnessing all this anger because someone's hair is all over the bathroom and the carpet etc. Or cuz someone cooked 4 days ago and hasnt washed their dishes or cuz no one wants to take out the trash, or buy toilet paper or do anything....

Needless to say that other ppl and I dont get along on a constant basis. Alot of it has to do with me being an only child but alot of it has to do with the way I was raised. I can only take ppl in spurts. Even when I was a child, I wouldnt like to go over other girls' houses for sleepovers cuz I was ready to go after like a couple hrs. And if they came over to my house, I would leave them playin in my room, with my stuff and go lay down in my mom's bed. I just needed "me" time. Point is I think my spurt in this house has come to an end.

The past 4 years of my life have been hectic. I became acquainted with my first real group of female friends. There has been drama, fights but good times overall. But I never really fully clicked with them. It could have been that I didnt let them in, or it could have been that they didnt let me in. Bottom line, I was always an outsider lookin in for the most part. So now that I am breaking out on my own, I find myself exactly in the place I was 4 years ago this time. Alone. With a handful of people who have their issues but I know that have my back thru any and everything. And thats how I like it.

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I was heavily considering going private.
IDK how many ppl actually read my blog but I know there are some ppl out there who may be a bit offended by what it is that I say and how I say it. But after thinking about it for a few days I was torn.

On one hand... I dont want ppl who I dont want reading my blog to have access to my blog as a way of spying on me or tryna see what Im up to in a pathetic attempt to get some dirt on me or something dumb and childish.

But on the other hand.. this is MY blog. I should be able to say whatever I want to and keep it funky. Im not gonna limit myself cuz other ppl have nothing to do with their lives than see whats goin on in mine.

So in honor of the 4th of July, INDEPENDENCE DAY, a day highlighting freedom, I will continue to keep the blasphemy public.

Thanks and Gnite.

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As I have stated 15 million times before, I work for the govt, uncle sammy, the man. lol.

This summer when i returned, I was displaced to the training room where there are crap loads of blasphemy constantly occurring. But thats another blog for another day.

So for my lunch break, I decide I want to go outside and chill. Get sum fresh air and a change of scenary. So I decided to sit on the shaded bench on the far side of the plaza. Ahhh. peace, relaxation... Im enjoying my time on the bench when this old white guy with a potbelly comes and sits down on the end of my bench. He pulls out a book and starts to read.

Ok cool. He isnt really disturbing my "me break". The wind is blowing gusts of fresh air around me. So I inhale.. ahhh. that was refreshing. i decide to take another deep breathe.. ahhewwwwwwww.. WTF is that. I look over to the man and he has hit this nasty fat old cigar and the wind is blowing its smoke in my direction. Of course I had to move. But I gave that guy the meanest look I could make as I walked by.

I mean, was that not rude of him to ruin my moment with his triflingness? Yes it is a public place but I was sittin there first. If he knew he was gonna smoke he should have sat somewhere alone. I dont smoke, the smell is nauseating to me. I def dont want my hair and clothing smelling like it. That crap follows u around all day. What a wanker!

So then I decide Im goin back inside cuz there are no other benches in the shade. I stop in the bathroom to relieve my bladder. As soon as I walk in, I am greeted by the aroma of cover up! I walk to my normal stall but someone is in there! (which messes with my OCD) but I have to go really badly so I choose the one furthest down. So soon as I lock my stall, I hear the person rustling... then.. ppppt. a wet one releases its sounds into the air followed by grunts and "plops". lol. Poor thing was holdin back for my sake. I felt so honored. So I left as quickly as I could.

Moral to all this is, sometimes its ok to be rude. Like in the bathroom, while I seriously find the thought of doing the do in public bathrooms, I hear the holdin it in isnt good for the body. So you gotta do what you gotta do. Its "natural". However, dont be like the guy and just pollute my air without having any type of reservation.

p.s. I dont think i will be using that stall anymore

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